Funny Ganja storiessss?

Well in my senior year of highschool me and my 2 gurls were visiting our other friend while she was at work. And I live in a small historic little town and my friend worked at an old fashioned ice cream/soda bar and business is usually pretty slow. So we were visiting her and decided to get stoned downstairs cuz we had gotten a new bong and its almost like a library down there and its kinda creepy and people say its haunted. So we smoked and on our way back up the stairs this book just flew off a shelf and we were just freaking out and laughing. Then we are sittin up at the bar and some people came in and we were just so freaking high way higher than normal it was weird and we just could not stop laughing. Then all a sudden we look outside and there is a man and a woman walking 2 llamas down the street so we start yellin and getting excited and run out in the street. They told us they were from mexico and it was just really weird. Then up the street further santa had his shop set up cuz it was december and we visited him and we were still really high and we were muttering **** about santa wanting to bone us and lauging about sitting on his lap and stuff. Basically we were just laughing our es off through all this and it was a very happy time.