Re: a blind date...can you write an amusing paragraph or 2 or more that includes these phrases??

As Celia openned the door to see Drew Carey standing there she said to Drew "I wanted a Marshal Matt Dillon look-alike....I got Elmer Fudd." Drew responded "Well, you know what's weird? Donald Duck never wore pants." Celia walked out the door saying "Just so long as you do". As Drew walked her to the car he thought he would try and make the best of a bad situation and asked her, " Did you know that women over 40 are actually HOTTER than the twenty-somethings?!" Celia replied "Take me God....just take me." As Drew got behind the wheel he turned to Celia and said " I ume you are on a crazy diet, like most women."...."So will there be fries with that shake or just a burger alone?" Celia told him "Wouldn't it be great if insecurity and despair made us more attractive?!...In that case you would be just about handsome by now." Drew goes "I can see you are warming up to me. I guess I should just turn around and skip dinner all together." Celia says "You should at least get it to go, you will need your energy tonight Pokey." Drew hits the gas and yells "Hi ho Silver away!"