Can you help me make a quick poem!!?

okai imk sure many of you know the narwhals song that goes narwhals narwhals swimmin in the ocean causing a commotion and so on but instead of Narwhal change it to Nartiss and describe him in the song to the same tune also he looks like: hes a guy long striaght hair small squinted eyes sorta short sorta tall and hes really fast good at sports but we wanna make the song to annoy him and stuff cause its and inside thing thanks!!